Thursday, February 07, 2002

Tonight on an MTV True Life show about plastic surgery, a man got calf implants. Calf implants! (And yes, we're talking legs, not livestock!) He said "Well, its easier than working out." And, quoth the girl who got a nose job, "Maybe now I'll have the confidence to accomplish the other goals in my life, being in playboy and maybe finding a boyfriend." Those are your goals in life!?!? ::breaks into tears:: Please let my future daughters have a better grasp of what life is about.

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