Thursday, January 30, 2003

Oh my goodness, CANT stop laughing!

I came here to post what I was laughing about, but I noticed that I forgot to add the link part of the link to Dave Berry's script, so the way its written, it looks like my tale of bowling is his script. Oops! Now I need to go find that link again. Although its much funnier like this.

Anyway, back to the real reason for my uncontrolable laughter! I know we just went down this road a few days ago, but today's amusemsement is a page of bad captions from an Asian bootleg Two Towers dvd. These are fabulous. My favorites?

Heeheehee! Foogray!

Real Line:"No parent should have to bury their child". Good thing the pretty child thing isnt true, or what would Legolas's parents have done? Speaking of which...

This one wasnt particularly funny, but can we stop to notice how pretty Legolas looks in the background?

And finally, the One Caption to Rule Them All. I am very, very tempted to make this my new Windows wallpaper. Its THAT good.

Last night was amusing, because Tallulah was sleeping with me as usual, and she decided that I needed to be woken up every 2 or 3 hours (11:30, 2:30, 5:30) to pet her. Love that kitten.

Do you ever have one of those lightbulb moments where something you havent even been thinking about hits you, and you suddenly get the joke? At some point when I was awake with Lula last night, a line from that night's episode of Dawson's Creek hit me-- they were on a road trip, and at some point Audrey asked "Where are we?" and Joey said "Somewhere in North Carolina". Didnt think a damn thing of it at the time, but in my late-night stupor last night, it hit me that they film the show in NC, and suddenly it was the funniest thing ever. North Carolina! Heehee.

Yesterday freaked me out. I was driving along hwy 160 to work, when this big black cat came flying across the highway right in front of my car. I slammed on my brakes, but still heard a thud. Not a good sign. I turned around as soon as I could to drive back and check on it, but it wasnt there. So did I actually hit it? Or was that the thud of my CD case falling off my seat from the motion of me slamming on the brakes? Is it ok? I am going crazy not knowing. I am sorry, kitty! Please be ok!

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