Saturday, July 26, 2003

Pardon me while I go on a Mustang-related rant for a moment.

For some stupid reason, whoever is selling this car posted it on Autotrader with the color listed as "brown"

BROWN! That is not Brown! Its Mineral Grey! You are supposed to be a car dealer and you don't even know Mustang colors? Nobody wants a brown Mustang! And Mineral Grey is such a pretty, pretty color! It is so anything BUT brown! Blah! Now, in their defense, "Mineral Grey" isn't listed in the color choices at autotrader, but silver, grey, and charcoal are!

::steps off soapbox::

I just realized that its been six hours already. Six hours and it only feels like two!

For a bit of fun, I thought I'd share some of the seach strings people used to get to my main website. These always crack me up!

People found me by searching for:

*mama lupe salsa

*lowes & flea & dip

*elijah fellowship of the cast sleep

*mary kay mango spice velocity (I should feel honored that they found me with this one- that's the best toenail polish EVER!)

*chiropractor pop my back

*places to milk a cow

*blowing skirt (Is that a skirt blowing up? Or a skirt designed for blowing? Or..?)

*viggo making funny stuff

*j lo fake eyelashes

*is orlando bloom afraid of fish? (I laughed SO hard at this!)

*alarm clock alarm clock not waking

*nipple popped out (rofl)

*we put the spring in springfield wav

*sugar daddy lip gloss (Is that what they're calling it these days?)

*horseback stilettos

*elijah and orlando love it (Aww, apparently Elwood and Orli love me if I showed up as a result to this! Thanks, boys!)

*spanish riding school and kings cross station (Um, okay. The Spanish Riding School is in Austria. King's Cross is in *London. What the heck were these people looking for?)

*red scratches on the stomach

*quotes about being so madly in love

I think I'm going to start adding a favorite quote or lyric with every post. This time around:

"There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man. True nobility lies in being being superior to your former self."

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