Monday, October 09, 2006

Godiva Don't Bounce Like Dat

Dear Godiva,

I love you guys, I really do. Thanks to you, I know that it takes exactly $12 worth of truffles to get over a crappy ex-boyfriend. However, I feel that it's my duty to pass on some info to you. You know those yummy new lattes you make? With the chocolate in the bottle, and you shake it up, and it makes it all chocolatey? So good in theory! But there's a little problem.

You see, Godiva, people are clumsy in the morning before they get their coffee. And those fragile glass bottles that you put the yummy caffeine in? They're a bit fragile. I discovered this a few days ago when I tried to open the door to my work with my hands full, and my precious precious coffee crashed to the ground, and shattered into a billion tiny pieces, that were really a bitch to clean up.

The thing is, Godiva, I've dropped Starbucks bottles before. Many times. (See morning clumsiness.) They don't break! They bounce! They are magic bottles, Godiva, magic bottles. Please look into using this magic bottle technology in the future, because I can tell you, working all day with no coffee? It sucks!

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