Friday, September 28, 2007

Dear ebay seller,

You may want to correct the spelling on the shirt you are selling- a pheasant is a kind of bird, while a peasant is a person, as well as the style of shirt pictured.

Also, many potential buyers may be turned off to bidding by the fact that you appear to not be wearing any pants under the shirt.

Thank You.

Dear ebay seller #2,

I like when people show a shirt they are selling on an actual person rather than just laid out, because you get a better idea of what it looks like on. However, if you do choose to model the shirt you are selling, many of us would appreciate it if you wore a bra.

Thursday, September 27, 2007

Confession: I just had a dream about Jon Stewart.

No, not that kind of dream.

I save those for Stephen Colbert.

Monday, September 17, 2007

Thanks to Jon Stewart, I'm wandering around singing "Dave Petraeus! Dave Petraeus! Iraq me Dave Petraeus!" (To the tune of "Rock me Amadeus", of course.)

Also, in one of those Disney brainwashing things, I keep breaking out "Mrs Jobson! No one calls them Thompsons Gazelles! They are Tommies! Tommies!" (Must be said in Wilson Matua's accent.) And the occasional "Paging Mr. Morrow, Mr. Tom Morrow..."

I need a flippin' vacation.

Friday, September 14, 2007

Randomly, I found myself trying to remember all of the pets I've ever had. Here's what I came up with:

Current: Tallulah & Tiger Lily
Past: Laura 1 & 2, Sebastian, Fluffy, Pumpkin, several kittens named Brain (I loved Inspector Gadget, and that was Penny's dog's name), Grey (Pronounced grey-ey), Cassie, whatever that siamese one was named, Blackie, Little Blackie, Trickles, and seeral others I can't remember (I lived in the country as a kid, and I think that at once point, we had something like 30 cats at once.)

Dogs (past): Moses, Purpie (no idea where this name came from!)

Current: Bosco and Ella
Past: Rosie, Baby, Baby #2

Parakeets (all past): Skipper, Lucky, Lucky #2

Hamsters: Mr. Hamster, Powderpuff

Current: Sushi & Pamplemousse
Past: Splash, Obi Wan, Qui Gon, Amidala, Goldie (lived like 9 years!), others I'm sure I'm forgetting

Current: Fishy Wishy
Past: Fish-fu, Sinatra, Gandlaf, Bogart, Irwin, Figment, Bernard Mickey Wrangle, Audrey (the only female!),

Sucker fish (past)- Picasso, Salvadore

Other Fish (past): Rocky Comfort (shark), Molly (black molly), 3 misc. guppies, Neon (eaten by either Rocky or Goldie),one of those fish oddly engineered to have a brightly colored stripe, a swordtail whose name I don't remember

Bunnies (past): Fluffy & Tilt-a-whirl (who we won at a fair), and the brown one I don't remember the name of.

Horse: Emmett

I feel bad that I know I'm forgetting quite a few!
I am trying to fix you, blog!

Monday, September 03, 2007

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