By popular demand (but really for my own amusement), I hopped on Pay Pal and set up the "Crystal needs a freaking cell phone foundation". I was going to call it Cell Phones sans frontiers, but I wasn't sure how many people would get it. Either way, if you are one of the people who has been smacking me upside the head saying "You need your cell phone back, you idiot!", you may now donate to the cause here: