Questionification

I haven't done one of these doo-dads in forever, and I am very busy procrastinating working on my NaNo novel, so here we go.

1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?

My closet in this house upstairs, but in my apartment, I usually slept with them closed. Gotta keep the cats out.

2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?

Only if they are awesome. I'm allergic to most.

3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
I'm usually too lazy to deal with sheets. But if so, my feet must be freeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?

No, but I totally would have taken one of the ones in Montreal that advised about traffic being shut down for U2 if everyone else hadn't beaten me to them.

5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
Yesssssss.

6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
Sometimes. Wait, yeah. I always tear out the little cards that come in magazines for like $2 off foundation! Woo! But then the foundation is like $12, and bitch, please, do I look like I have ten whole dollars? No. Just... no.

7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?

Bear. Sounds cooler when you tell the story later.

8: Do you have freckles?

Yes, although I noticed yesterday that the ones in my face are fading a bit.

9: Do you always smile for pictures?
Not *always*.

10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
So many! Probably when people scrape their fork on their teeth when they eat. I just cringed like three times just typing that.

11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?

I used to count the stairs going up to my apartment. There were 40.

12: Have you ever peed in the woods?

Yep. We used to go on all day trail rides.

13: What about pooped in the woods?

I don't think so, but I could be repressing a memory there.

14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?

But of course!

15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?

Nope.

16: How many people have you slept with this week?

I woke up with 2 boys in my bed the other day, but they were cats, so I don't think that counts.

17: What size is your bed?

Full

18: What is your Song of the week?

So Cruel (U2)

19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?

20: Do you still watch cartoons?

Yep, but mostly Family Guy/Futurama/Simpsons/Bob's Burgers, etc.

21: Whats your least favorite movie?

That one of your mom.

22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?

I'm not gonna tell you! You would totally take my treasure! I see what you're doing here!

23: What do you drink with dinner?

H2O

24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?

I don't like them.

25: What is your favorite food?

Chocolate. Cheese. Not together, obvs.

26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?

It Might Get Loud, Ever After, X2

27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?

I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?

No, but I eat their cookies. In a non-creepy way.

29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?

I don't think you're ready for this jelly.

30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?

Does leaving notes for my mom count? Or like... I filled out a W-9 today, that was paper and involved writing. Meh, I dunno.

31: Can you change the oil on a car?

Yep. Do I want to? No.

32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?

No, I have boobs.

33: Ever ran out of gas?

Amazingly, no, but I do know my car can go at least 28.8 miles with the gas light on.

34: Favorite kind of sandwich?

Grilled cheeeeeeeeeese.

35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?

So not going to put the first answer that I thought of. I'll just say coffee. I don't really do food in the morning.

36: What is your usual bedtime?

Somewhere between 2am and 7am.

37: Are you lazy?
Mucho.

38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
She Ra, Rainbow Brite, Rainbow Brite's horse, Spiderman, a witch, a crash test dummy..

39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?

I was born in the year of the cock. YESSSSSSS.

40: How many languages can you speak?

French, Italian, Japanese, and Swahili, all really terribly, but well enough to ask for two beers, please. Sometimes I can do English, depends on my coffee intake. Oh, and Bongoese.

41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?

Yes, I like to read fashion magazines in the bath tub.

42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?

Building things from sand.

43: Are you stubborn?

AM NOT. ARE TOO. AM NOT.

44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?

Conan.

45: Ever watch soap operas?

Only if I'm staying in a Disney hotel, then I watch Telemundo and the Japanese channel, and make up what's going on.

46: Are you afraid of heights?

No, the opposite.

47: Do you sing in the car?

Nope.

48: Do you sing in the shower?

Nope.

49: Do you dance in the car?

Yep.

50: Ever used a gun?

Yep.

51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

Yep. Oh, wait, I was on a roll there. Um, do PhotoPass people count? I say yes.

52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?

Only in a good way.

53: Is Christmas stressful?

Whoever wrote this question has never worked at Disney World.

54: Ever eat a pierogi?

Nope.

55: Favorite type of fruit pie?

Strawberry rhubarb. A la mode. Nom.

56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

Man, now I want pie. Oh, jobs? I wanted to be a veterinarian. And probably some other stuff.

57: Do you believe in ghosts?

Kind of?

58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

Wait, have you asked me this before? Whatever, it's just a glitch in the Matrix.

59: Take a vitamin daily?

Oh crap, I forgot. For like 2 months. BRB.

60: Wear slippers?

Nooo, I hate things on my feet.

61: Wear a bath robe?

Nope.

62: What do you wear to bed?

Cats.

63: First concert?

Oh gheez, no idea. Last concert? U2.

64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

Tar-Zhayyy!

65: Nike or Adidas?

Converse

66: Cheetos Or Fritos?

Pringles.

67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

Honey roasted cashews.

68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?

Non.

69: Ever take dance lessons?

Yep, a few years of bellydance.

70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

I tend to go for the musicians.

71: Can you curl your tongue?

Oui oui.

72: Ever won a spelling bee?

HA! No. I can't spell for crap.

73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

Yeppers.

74: Own any record albums?

Somewhere!

75: Own a record player?

Also somewhere!

76: Regularly burn incense?

Eww, no. Sneezing happens.

77: Ever been in love?

Indeed.

78: Who would you like to see in concert?

More U2?

79: What was the last concert you saw?

I already answered this. I spent this summer hanging out with Bono and The Edge. You wanna be me, but you can't be me. (Unless you were one of the dozen-ish people I traveled with, then you kinda can.)

80: Hot tea or cold tea?

Yes!

81: Tea or coffee?

COFFEEEEEE.

82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?

Wait, wah? Do you mean sugar *cookies* or Snickerdoodles? Or just plain sugar? Whatever, just give me some cookies.

83: Can you swim well?

*drowning noises*

84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

I would try this to find out, but I'd probably die.

85: Are you patient?

I tried being patient, but it took too long.

86: DJ or band, at a wedding?

BAND.

87: Ever won a contest?

I win at LIFE.

88: Ever have plastic surgery?

No, but someday I intend to get this llama removed.

89: Which are better black or green olives?

Kalamata.

90: Can you knit or crochet?

I can knit! Scarves. And maybe a bag.

91: Best room for a fireplace?

Wherever you want Santa to end up.

92: Do you want to get married?

Meh, eventually.

93: If married, how long have you been married?

I have cats.

94: Who was your HS crush?

I had a few!

95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?

I have boobs.

96: Do you have kids?

I have cats.

97: Do you want kids?

Maybe? Maybe not? Ask again later.

98: Whats your favorite color?

Greeeeeeeen. It's not easy being.

99: Do you miss anyone right now?

So much.