Friday, June 01, 2012

Ladyposing 101

Okay, you guys, I feel so bad for making fun of someone, but this model from LoveMode's online catalog is KILLING ME.

Step Out Into The Night Dress In MagentaZip-It Dress In Black

At first I actually thought they had just photoshopped different outfits onto the same picture, but no. She actually posed like that for pretty much every outfit!  There are slight variations, like when she awkwardly hunches in the OTHER direction...

Perched Bird Top In Black

Pretty In Polka Dots Dress In Black

I'm just... I can't even.  Who thought this looked good?

Pink Ruched Dress
Magenta Lace Front 3/4 Sleeve Top
Mocha Scoop Neck Button Sweater
How, at some point during the day, did the photographer not say "You know, let's try one where you like.. stand up straight?"

Brown Textured Dress W/ Feather Necklace
Brown Striped Belted Sparkle Dress
I don't know why I find this so flippin' hilarious, I just do.

Black Lace 3/4 Sleeve TopMint Green Polka Dot Tie TopCream Multi-Colored Striped Top

I'm possibly a terrible person.

2 comments:

Vapid Vixen said...

They look...broken.

Is it safe to assume they're related to someone who had a say in the whole thing?

Erin said...

Is she the spokesmodel for Severe Scoliosis Monthly?