Monday, January 30, 2012
Crap. Of course I forgot that I set it to today, I suspended it back in like September! I grumbled a little, because I *really* didn't have the spare $8 right now, but I was just thinking a day or two ago that it would be awesome to have for a month to catch up on a few things I've been wanting to see.
Of course, when I pulled up my account, I discovered that since Netflix sold their souls a few months ago and now streaming and dvds are separate plans, they automatically charged me for the "one dvd and unlimited streaming"... the plan I used to have for $8, which is now $16.
SIXTEEN FREAKING DOLLARS.
I don't remember the last time I spent $16 on ANYTHING, except like, my plane ticket to Canada back in July.
I'm not kidding. I'm cheap. And poor.
If my arm accidentally got cut off, and the doctors were like "Well, we can save the arm, but it is going to cost $16", I would probably have to think about it for a minute.
Okay, so that part is a slight exaggeration, but seriously, $16?? So now I have a whole $5 left in my bank account until I get my commission check in a few days. No, it's cool, Netflix, I didn't need to buy gas or eat or anything this week. We're cool.
Yes, it's totally my fault that I forgot that my account was supposed to renew today, but dang, Netflix. If someone was on the old $8 plan, don't you think it would be, ya know, THE RIGHT THING TO DO to offer different options when their account comes back?
I tried to forget my newfound brokeness and just enjoy it, but the streaming is SO BAD on my laptop that it took me like 45 minutes to try to watch 10 minutes of The Tudors. It would play fine for like 20 seconds after I refresh, but then it started lagging about every 2-3 seconds, so that the picture was never in tune with the audio. I know my poor lappytop is kinda slow, but I watch Hulu on it all the time and never have problems, so I don't really know what's up. Gonna try from the desktop later, hopefully that will work better, because I now intend to do nothing but watch Netflix for the next 30 days. Especially since I now can't afford to do anything else!
UPDATE- I just got the reciept from Paypal... with tax it came up to almost $18.
Saturday, January 28, 2012
MY HANDS CAN NOT DO THAT. I am so confused by this. I'm freakishly flexible, so I usually have no trouble copying a pose, but my hands will totally not do that. At all. So as I was standing there in the middle of my living room, trying to make it happen, this was all I could think of:
I may need to spend less time on the ol' internets and more time stretching.
Friday, January 27, 2012
I liked Alexis Mabille's giant flowers on the head thing, because let's face it, I would totally wear one, but I hate the painted faces. I feel like the face + flower distracts too much from the garments, which *should* be the focus, especially at a frickin' couture show.
I was mostly let down by Armani Prive. I just have certain expectations when you put "Armani Prive" and "Couture" in the same sentence, and those expectations do not include suits that look like the people of Munchkinland would wear to an office job in the Emerald City. The dress above is my favorite. If you know what's good for you, you'll go to style.com and watch the video of this coming
down the runway. It's so shimmery and floaty and just.. whoa. Sadly, I liked most of the dresses *less* when I saw them move.
As always, the details are my favorite thing:
What every well-dressed Slytherin will be carrying this season.
I want this dress for meeeeeeeeeee!
Any favorites from last week?
Thursday, January 26, 2012
I was super excited about the chance to review a shirt from Slingshot T-Shirts, because they have hundreds of different band shirts, including U2! YAY!
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Wednesday, January 25, 2012
I watch Toddlers and Tiaras.
I watch Toddlers and Tiaras every week.
I watch Toddlers and Tiaras while discussing it on IM with Katie every week.
It's one of the highlights of my week.
It's just.. the kids have life goals so similar to my own.
And the moms are 100% my role models for classy women.
I can not begin to tell you guys how often we quote this show. Basically, every single day.
When I found out a few days ago that tonight was the season finale, Katie and I decided that in a sort of celebratory mourning, we would share our commentary about this week's episode with you lovely readers.
Except, of course, in true Katie fashion she totally flaked on me, leaving me with a half-written blog post (everything above this) and nobody to do episode commentary with. Discussing the season finale of Toddlers and Tiaras with a friend is hilarious, but talking to *yourself* while watching it alone is kinda sad.
Maybe season premier of next season?
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
I'm actually going to Target in a few hours (when it warms up above 40, brr!), but in the mean time, here's what I'm lusting over this week!
Xhilaration® Chain Evening Bag - Black
I <3 this purse!
Global Girlfriend green Flower of life sling
This would be such a perfect bag for the theme parks!
Mossimo Supply Co. Juniors Knit Dress
I'm kinda obsessed with this little dress! (Why are the dresses I love never sold in stores?)
Head over to Fabulous But Evil to check out the other Target Tuesdays and link up!
Monday, January 23, 2012
This post brought to you by Disney Movie Club. All opinions are 100% mine.
You guys all know that I'm a big Disney nerd. I even used to get paid for it! I was a PROFESSIONAL Disney nerd.
My dvd collection is a little lacking in Walt Disney movies, though. I have most of the most important ones (Little Mermaid, Lion King, Aladdin... although one of my supervisors at work borrowed my Beauty & the Beast like 2 years ago and still has it! Hmmph.) but I'm missing a lot! I also discovered that there are a bunch I've never even heard of, like this:
What is this movie about? Who cares! It has a monkey in a spacesuit! I AM IN.
Disney Movie Club has a whole array of Disney movies I've somehow never heard of: Scandalous John, The Castaway Cowboy, Menace on the Mountain, etc. They obviously have the newer movies like Up and Tangled, too, and must haves like Mary Poppins and Pirates of the Caribbean. There's also a selection of movies you might not have known were Disney-related, like The Proposal and 10 Things I Hate About You. Pretty snazzy!
What's your favorite Disney movie or movies? Which ones do you totally need but bot have yet? Should I feel guilty that I just realized I borrowed Wall-E from a coworker and naver gave it back? Oops.
Sunday, January 22, 2012
The challenge this week? To design a dress for Miss Piggy. Last week: Badgley Mischka. This week? Muppets. Really?
Don't get me wrong, I frickin' love the Muppets, as I'm sure anyone in their right mind does. I go to Muppet Vision 3D almost every time I'm at Hollywood Studios.
I kinda went back and forth on how I felt about the assignment itself- to make a flamboyant cocktail dress for Miss Piggy. It is a cute challenge, and a little more creative than the "make an outfit out of random crap" they keep doing. I like that they had to think out of the usual design scale, too- what looks great on a size 0 model isn't necessarily going to work on a Muppet. However, the designers still *used* their regular models. I think the challenge would have been better if they actually had to design for the Muppet-sized frame.
It is kind of funny how serious everyone took it. When Joanna (their mentor) asked how a pig will feel about wearing a giraffe print, I mentally heard Santino from Season 1 breaking out into song- "Lighten up, it's just faaaaashion!"
Random notes from judging:
There were actually NO dresses in the runway show that I looked at and was like, "Oh, that's perfect!"
I kind of want to spend the rest of my life watching Austin Scarlet converse with Miss Piggy.
I want the polka dot dress for me.
I don't want to post any major spoilers, for those who are behind like I was, but I'm curious what you guys thought about this episode!
Friday, January 20, 2012
I checked out some of the available dinners, and it looks pretty cool. The dinners are organized by age groups (20s and 30s, 30s and 40s, etc.), and they do some themed dinner groups like single parents or young professionals. You can see who has signed up to attend each one, so you have a general idea of who you'll be dining with. The restaurants are nice without being too fancy (I was pleasantly surprised to see that most of them were interesting places that were already on my list of local restaurants to check out!), and you can check out the menu options ahead of time. Most of the restaurants currently up for dinner parties are located in Winter Park or Downtown Orlando, so I would love to see them add something on the south part of town, for those of us on that end. You pay a flat fee for your meal when you book your spot (most appear to be $20-$35), plus a $5 booking fee. I did a little investigating, and found that the price is basically what you'd be paying for a meal anyway, so DinnerDate isn't charging an absurd mark-up or anything.
Setting up a profile takes like 2 minutes, and then you can browse through other members, and even invite them to the dinner you're attending. Kinda cool!
Overall, it sounds pretty cool. You get to check out a new restaurant, meet new people in a low-key environment, and break out of the whole "dinner at IHOP with coworkers when we get off work at midnight" routine. If you don't end up connecting with anyone on the date, it's no big deal since it wasn't a one on one thing. If someone does catch your eye, but you don't get around to exchanging contact info, you can always message them later via DinnerDate's site.
What do you guys think? Is this something you'd do if it was available where you live? (They're launching in Orlando, since we are obviously the most awesome, but it will probably be elsewhere soon!) Do you think it sounds more fun than the old fashioned (ha!) dating sites? Should I do one of these when I'm back in Orlando?
Disclosure- I am being compensated for this post, but all words and opinions are 100% my own.
Friday, January 13, 2012
Disclaimer: I will receive a gift card as compensation for this post, but all opinions are 100% my own. EdenFanasys is an online sex toys retailer.
I somehow got on a Philippa Gregory kick towards the end of last year, which continued with The Constant Princess as this year began. This is the book that comes before "The Other Boleyn Girl", and I think it might be my favorite of hers so far. While most of Gregory's books alternate between the points of view of several different characters, this one alternates between first and third person. Sounds like it shouldn't work, but it does. I know she takes a fair amount of liberty with the story, but I enjoy historical fiction that puts a real life behind names from history books.
(Noooo, I totally didn't steal this cover image from Amazon! Ignore the "look inside!" I... I drew this all by myself in Paint! I think I'm getting good.)
The Boleyn Inheritance is also from Gregory's series about the Tudors, covering wives 4 & 5. (The Other Boleyn Girl comes in between The Constant Princess and this one, but my library doesn't have it.) Not quite as good as The Constant Princess, I think because I didn't relate to or like the main characters as much, but still a fun, compelling read. It's interesting to me how much suspense Gregory can put into a story where we all know the end.
After all the Philipa Gregory, I was kind of on a Tudors kick, so I ended up picking up The Six Wives of Henry VIII. Yes, I'm reading a 600+ page nonfiction history for fun. It's interesting, though! I'm particularly amused by Henry's pride in his calf muscles when he was young, apparently he had a tendency to show them off, and at one point he asked if the new French king had legs as good as his. I'm actually not finished with this one yet, I'm less than 200 pages in, but I figured I'd write about it anyway since it goes along with the first two.
Yes, I realize that everyone else read Water for Elephants like a million years ago. I really enjoyed this one; It's not a life-changing book or anything, but it is a fun, quick read (it took me a day). I'm looking forward to seeing the movie, eventually.
I kinda hated this one. Citizen Girl is by the authors of The Nanny Diaries, which was super popular several years ago, so it seemed promising. It sucked. The authors tried to be clever, but instead just succeeded in being really annoying, with a main character named Girl, who has a boss named Guy, a boyfriend named Buster, etc. By the time it got to the Eastern European girl named Moldova, I was ready to punch the character names in the face. (At least they didn't name her Ukraine.) I had that "huh... this isn't very good." realization around 30 pages in, and by about 100 pages I had decided it really wasn't good, but I figured I'd already wasted a couple of hours of my life, might as well finish it. I kept hoping and waiting for it to get better, but it never happened.
That's my 2012 list so far! (We're less than two weeks in, so it's still short!) What have you been reading lately?